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It can't have escaped your attention that the vast majority of the conversation around Capcom's upcoming Resident Evil Village has been dominated by the towering Lady Dimitrescu.
Since her reveal as one of the survival horror's main antagonists, fans have developed something of an... obsession with her. They like that she's tall and powerful, I guess, which has led to much discussion from the thirstier end of the internet. Given that Dimitrescu is supposed to chase you around before killing you in Resident Evil Village, it probably doesn't help any that most players now want to be caught by her.
As sick as I am of the Dimitrescu talk - and I am very sick of it - it's unlikely to die down as we get closer to the May 7 release date of Resident Evil Village. Sure enough, in a new feature all about the evolving design of Dimitrescu and her daughters, IGN has uncovered perhaps the most crucial information of all: the size of her feet.
I'm not going to screw around here, guys. You either do or don't want to know how big Lady Dimitrescu's feet are. If you don't that's fine. If you do, please don't insult me by pretending your curiosity is driven by anything other than horniness. Just own it. For your sake.
IGN reports that art director Tomonori Takano, who designed Dimitrescu, puts the good lady's shoe size at 44cm (17.3 inches). That's nearly double the average woman's shoe size, and 4cm bigger than the IRL world-record holder for largest feet, Jeison Rodriguez Hernandez. Oh, and Takano based Dimitrescu's shoes on an actual pair of high heels which he scanned and resized to add to her already impressive height. Please keep your hands where I can see them for now.
There you go. You can do whatever you want with the information that Lady Dimitrescu has massive feet, and I'll do my best to go on pretending the kind of people that wanted that information in the first place don't exist.
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