Cyberpunk 2077 is a game that contains quite a lot of nudity. From the very beginning you're asked to pick the size, style, and combination of your genitals, and from that moment on you're plunged into a city full of NSFW adverts packed with boobs and balls. Walking through Night City essentially feels like living inside one of those dodgy streaming websites with the naughty pop-up ads.
I'm not saying that's a bad thing - Night City is meant to be a grimy town full of vices, after all. However with all the nakedness that you run into, it's quite nice to know that you can remain fully clothed and take a break from the nudity whenever you feel like it. Alternatively, you can also remove your gear and jog around Night City as if you're in a blink-182 music video. It's completely your choice. For the most part, anyway.
This brings me to the sorry tale of Reddit user CMMND. Being such a massive game, Cyberpunk 2077 obviously has more than its share of bugs and glitches, and one of the stranger ones seems to have landed on CMMND. Instead of being able to put on a pair of trousers and conceal his in-game character's modesty, he appears to have been cursed with a wang that's always just peeking out to say hello. I'd embed it here for you but it's obviously NSFW, so click here to see it at your own risk.
As you can probably imagine, the comments underneath the post are already a goldmine of dumb jokes. One of my favourites is the suggestion that this permanently peeking penis can be used to point V towards sidequests, and admittedly innovative way to guide the player around the world. One user even referred to it as the "hidden blade" which, gross.
What I really love about this is that the wang is so positioned so that the player will be able to see it every single time they stare down. Until this gets fixed, they'll have to live with the knowledge that their penis is always just there, inches away, watching and judging. Hopefully Cyberpunk 2077 gets another patch soon so that CMMND can finally put the mouse back in the house.
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