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Assuming it doesn't get delayed again, Cyberpunk 2077 is currently 20 days away from launch. Exciting, right? In an encouraging sign that CD Projekt RED's ambitious open-world RPG won't get pushed back from its new December 10th release date, it seems at least one outlet already has a copy of the game - or has at least spent a substantial amount of time with it.
IGN reviews editor Tom Marks recently on Twitter that he's spent an incredible 16 hours with Cyberpunk 2077 from the beginning. As you'd imagine, he has a lot of thoughts. While you can read his full (fantastic) preview right here, today I'm focused on one of the more... unusual details to have come from his time in Night City.
This was all I needed to hear from Tom in order to be excited for his Cyberpunk 2077 preview. Maybe it's enough for you to want to take a read as well. https://t.co/tsvpzzcHax pic.twitter.com/1atoY7XeOK
- Simon Cardy (@CardySimon) November 19, 2020
As revealed via a chat between Marks and his colleague Simon Cardy, it seems that Cyberpunk 2077 has - and there is no way to put this delicately - collectable dildos. That's right my friends, it seems that completionists will be forced to scour Night City for futuristic sex toys. Talk about getting a real bang for your buck.
"I've already found three distinct types of dildos just lying around Nighty City as items to pick up" Marks thrillingly teased. As if that wasn't enough, it also sounds like there'll be at least one "special dildo baton melee weapon". And here I thought GTA: San Andreas would remain the king of games with surprise dildo weapons.
Unfortunately that's all we have to go on for now in terms of Cyberpunk 2077 dildo weapons. The destructive power of these tools remains to be seen, but I suppose CD Projekt RED and IGN want to keep at least a few surprises for us when the game launches in December.
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