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'Cyberpunk 2077' VR Porn Exists, Because Why Wouldn't It

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'Cyberpunk 2077' VR Porn Exists, Because Why Wouldn't It

Ah, porn. That thing that exists and people get embarrassed to talk about more often than not. But not here. On GAMINGbible we love to draw attention to porn all the time - look, it's not our fault that video games are such a rich pool of inspiration for the, um, medium - and today we've something to tickle the fancy of Cyberpunk 2077 fans. A VR company has created a porn parody of CD Projekt Red's new game - a game that's not even out yet - so you can become immersed in the dystopian future in a whole new way.

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VR Bangers has enlisted the help of two performers, Sif Blvck and Sindal Xie, to create a scene with two characters from the Cyberpunk universe. The Voodoo Sisters are presumably their interpretation of personas from the in-game Voodoo Boys gang, a dangerous syndicate involved in drugs, ritualistic magic, and killings. Here, however, they're... helping the viewer to recover from memory loss? They found you in "extremely bad shape" and "they are eager to use all methods available to get you back on [your feet] again". We're pretty sure they're not qualified doctors, but they probably mean well.

A fuller description on the VR Bangers website reads as follows: "Have you been waiting for yet another of our world-famous parody VR porn scenes? You do not need to wait a minute longer as we have just released an entirely new experience of such - and something tells us that you are going to fall in love particularly hard with this one. Introducing the Cyberpunk 2077 XXX Parody - an all-amazing cosplay VR porn video with two smoking-hot VR porn talents that are going to impersonate the Voodoo Sisters from the Cyberpunk 2077 franchise.

Cybperunk Porn Parody
Cybperunk Porn Parody
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"We know that you might be eagerly waiting for the premiere of this amazing game, so we are stepping in front of your needs while introducing a VR porn scene about it upfront - get your VR goggles running and join the girls to have your first journey inside of the Night City before you will play the original game for the first time ever."

As it happens, the team at CD Projekt Red are already aware of the parody, too. We spotted Rafal Jaki, the biz dev director at CDPR, mention it on Twitter. "I guess mimicking is the highest form of praise?" he commented with a picture of the promo image of the two actresses. CD Projekt Red Russia commented on the post mentioning that events have taken place in Russia around a similar theme.

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"That's nice - here in Moscow people held a Cyberpunk-themed kinky party... I wonder how much good, um, cosplay there was :D" Which sounds, um, nice.

Okay, so I guess it's time to leave a link to the website if you're interested in this adults-only parody - but be warned that it's extremely NSFW. Obviously. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Featured Image Credit: VR Bangers, CD Projekt Red

Topics: VR, Cyberpunk 2077, CD Projekt Red

Imogen Mellor
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