'Fall Guys' Is Getting Bathtub Geralt And A Nightmarish Sonic Skin

I'll be honest with you, I'm not entirely sure where to start with this one. Maybe I should just dive right in. Fall Guys Season 2 is live now, and dataminers have already uncovered evidence of two completely unexpected - completely horrifying - new skins for players to unlock for their jellybean avatars: bathtub Geralt and Sonic The Hedgehog.

That's right, kids, Fall Guys is opening up its doors to two of gaming's biggest stars. Given the sheer number of massive brands aching to work alongside Mediatonic on the popular battle royale, I'm not at all surprised that they managed to bring in The Witcher's Geralt and the iconic blue blur. What does surprise me a little is how they've managed to make Sonic the creepiest mf I've ever seen in my life.

Seriously, take a look at the leaked images below. This blob-some dude is creepier than the original movie Sonic, and that is saying something.

According to dataminers, Sonic is coming to Fall Guys on October 14th and will cost 10 crowns in total - five for the top half and another five for his bottom. That's quite an investment for a character that I feel is going to give me nightmares for weeks, but you just know that games are going to be filled with this skin when it drops.

Unfortunately we don't have any images or a release date for Geralt in Fall Guys, but the files specifically refer to him as Bathtub Geralt. It's safe to assume, then, that the version we're getting in the battle royale will be the naked Witcher that's lying in a tub, legs akimbo. I'm as nervous as I am thrilled to see what that skin ends up looking like.