As I'm sure you've already discovered for yourself, Cyberpunk 2077 has a fairly robust character creation tool that lets you put together your very own Night City resident before embarking out into the world. You can make your V, your way... for the most part, anyway.
Unfortunately, despite a lot of big talk from developer CD Projekt RED, the character creator in Cyberpunk 2077 definitely has its limitations. There are all sorts of things you should be able to do with your character's appearance that you can't right now, and that's left a lot of players feeling a little disappointed. And I'm sure I know what you're thinking right now, guys: "If Cyberpunk 2077 had a more flexible creation tool, what might Family Guy's Peter Griffin look like in the game?"
The answer, as it turns out, is pretty blood-curdling. Take a look below, if you didn't ever want to sleep again.
For reasons clear only to them, Reddit user Cool-dude-69 dared to imagine the patriarch of the Griffin family in CD Projekt RED's ambitious new RPG. To be clear, this isn't something they were able to make using the game's tools as the image is clearly a fake - albeit a good one. Still, I felt this was worth pointing out... if only because I felt a little sick after seeing it and I don't want to have gone through this experience alone.
"I knew the game had penis customisation," one user joked. "I didn't know it allowed to customize the positioning of the testicles though. Interesting choice to place them on the chin." The rest of the comments on the thread basically continue in that vein to be honest, and it's well worth having a read through if you need a laugh on this cold Friday.
With Cyberpunk 2077 running and looking its best on PC, and with all manner of mods surely just around the corner, I'd wager we don't have long to go until this monstrous realistic Peter Griffin is something that is actually able to stalk the streets of Night City. And God help us all when that day comes, frankly.
Featured Image Credit: CD Projekt RED/Reddit/Cool-Dude-69
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