Some things in life are inevitable. The sun rising in the morning and setting at night. Dads saying they have no interest in getting a dog before developing a steadfast bond with their new furry companion. Naked Resident Evil mods.
As I'm sure you've seen at this point, there now exists an incredibly NSFW mod in which Resident Evil Village's Lady Dimitrescu has been rendered completely nude.
Take a look at some of the strangest Resident Evil Village mods yet in the video below!
In this video, she can be seen strolling around the castle in her altogether with a pair of what I can only describe as cartoon stripper breasts: two massive balloons that appear to be held up and pressed together by some invisible force - perhaps the sheer will of the gamers who have spent the last few months thirsting for the vampire. "It looks like they're complete stranger to gravity", remarked my wife when asked for a second opinion.
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To be frank, her appearance in this mod is so out of touch with what an actual naked human being looks like that it makes me a little sad. Sadder than nude mods in games usual make me, in fact, which is saying something.
I'm not trying to throw shade at the mod or its creator, who I guess has done a good job in as much as we can reasonably consider spending time virtually undressing a fictional character as a "good job". They set out to achieve something, and they achieved it. Who am I to take that away from them?
Still, I can't help but be bothered by the fact that this seems to be yet another example of gamers ostensibly failing to comprehend how gravity works into relation to a naked woman. I'm not suggesting the creator of this mod wasn't aware of this - no doubt there's an added challenge in rendering a more accurate naked Dimitrescu. Regardless of their intend, I fear this is the beginning of a long line of raunchy mods and fan-made pieces of art centered around the character that will completely misinterpret her form based on what they think, want, or hope a naked woman would look like.
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We've seen it countless times over the years from Tifa to Samus Aran, and it's a big part of why there's so much misguided pushback whenever a female character with actual, realistic proportions is unveiled for a game.
Then again, I've never actually seen a 9'6" vampire without her clothes on, so maybe this is completely accurate and I have no idea what I'm talking about.
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